1- Những năm tháng còn lai của cuộc đời
3-Nhớ lại cuộc di cư vào Nam năm 1954
4- Nhửng câu chuyện vui
*A bookseller
conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in
your life?”
The woman replied – “My husband’s cheque book !!”
*A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’?
Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”.
*Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret ?
Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.
*A man in Hell asked the Devil : Can I make a call to my Wife ?
After making the call he asked how much he had to pay.
Devil : Nothing. Hell to hell is Free.
*Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day !
* Husband to wife – Today is a fine day. Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last week, you have been saying “Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?
Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.” I was just trying to remind you……"
The woman replied – “My husband’s cheque book !!”
*A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’?
Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”.
*Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret ?
Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.
*A man in Hell asked the Devil : Can I make a call to my Wife ?
After making the call he asked how much he had to pay.
Devil : Nothing. Hell to hell is Free.
*Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day !
* Husband to wife – Today is a fine day. Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last week, you have been saying “Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?
Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.” I was just trying to remind you……"
* Hai vợ chồng nhà
nọ cãi nhau...
- Anh chồng nói: Tốt nhất chúng ta chia tay đi
- Người vợ tiếp lời: Nếu điều đó làm anh vui..
- Anh chồng nói: Tốt nhất chúng ta chia tay đi
- Người vợ tiếp lời: Nếu điều đó làm anh vui..
Anh chồng ra điều kiện:
Chúng
ta mỗi người bước đi 10 bước về 2 hướng khác nhau,
nếu
hết 10 bước mà cả hai quay đầu lại thì coi như không có chuyện gì,
còn
không thì về sau này nếu có gặp lại nhau chúng ta vẫn coi nhau là bạn bè nhé.
Anh chồng kìm lòng bước qua 9 bước, đến
bước cuối cùng thì quay đầu lại,...sững sờ khi thấy người vợ không đi về hướng
ngược lại mà đi theo ngay sau lưng mình.
- Người vợ điềm tĩnh nói:
Chỉ
cần anh quay lại, em sẽ luôn ở phía sau anh.
Anh chồng nghẹn ngào nấc không thành tiếng, ôm choàng vợ vào lòng rưng rưng, còn người vợ từ từ quẳng viên gạch giấu trong người xuống, nghĩ thầm trong bụng:
Chỉ
cần mày bước thêm 1 bước nữa, viên gạch của bà sẽ cho nát đầu mày luôn...
